Every now and then I come across some amusing commentary about the publishing industry. A short while ago, I encountered what is probably the most amusing satirical Twitter account around (much better than the fake Mao and Hu Jintao that used to be around). Fake AP Stylebook (@FakeAPStylebook) writes some rather ridiculous advice about AP style, none of which will ever be found in a real stylebook.

While it is probably more amusing for editors and journalists, it may also be fun for other writers. It will certainly provide a bit of entertainment and possibly a little creative spark for those in need of a humorous idea for a story or poem.

A sampling of the Fake AP Stylebook:

“Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair should be referred to as ‘he’ despite being a hermaphroditic alien reptoid.”

“Infinitives may be split only after extensive counseling and a trial separation.”

“U.S. Constitution – Formerly the nation’s founding document, now refers to whatever you want it to be.”

“There is no term for a person who likes beets. (See: bicycle for a fish)”

“The rules for numbers below ten do not apply to 6. He is not a number, he is a free man.”

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